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And honestly, men have enough of a hard time showing their emotions—the least we could get is a physical sign of horniness, okay? I guess this means there are different types of boners? The Pee Boner. This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when he really, really, really has to pee and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose. The Morning Boner. This greets you in the morning with a stiff hello, like a butler that can only pee and ejaculate. This boner is the Egg McMuffin of morning sex: The two go well together and are even better with hash browns.